OK, so we're out at Applebee's last night with friends and the female unit of this couple asks my eldest son "Who's the goofiest person you know?" My son replies, "Dad." (Nearly) everyone laughs. She counters with "Well, who's the silliest person you know?" Again, my firstborn says, "Dad." Predictably, again (nearly) everyone just cackles and roars. So, the finale is when he's asked "So, who's the smartest person you know?" Without missing a beat, he deadpans "Me."
OK, THAT was funny.
Later.