I think someone has a crush on my wife, and something has to be said.
These days, there's a particular person that is giving me a hard time by making my wife's day. Well, "days", really, since it happens all the time. This person finds no end of things to compliment or comment on about my wife. From "wow, what great shoes" to "Hey, you got your hair cut differently", they NEVER miss an opportunity to reach out to my wife. The amazing thing is that this person has the gall to do this right in front of me.
Of course, my wife eats this up. She asks me why I don't say those things. She asks why I don't notice those same thing. She says if I'm not careful, she could be woo'd away.
So, fine. Some might say it's OK for me to get a little "unsure". It'll keep me on my toes, you might think. True, but it'll also have me all over my competition. We're gonna tangle, believe me.
It's on, Shayla.